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Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51649) - you deserved it (13599)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27598) - you deserved it (5645)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad decided to take me to play golf to relieve the stress of recovering from a bad concussion. While teaching me to swing, he hit me in the head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29079) - you deserved it (2926)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:05am - health - by meowcat101 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6698) - you deserved it (34221)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:04am - misc - by becca (woman) - United States (Florida)



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