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  • Town/Country : melbourne, australia
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 August 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 385
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33389) - you deserved it (3433)

On 10/24/2010 at 12:11am - love - by altocrm - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend of three months told me that he had cheated on me two months ago with my best friend. I decided to give him a second chance. About twenty minutes later, he then broke up with me for not wanting to watch football. Apparently I don't care about his feelings. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23622) - you deserved it (10729)

On 10/22/2010 at 11:03am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42290) - you deserved it (13768)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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