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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 173
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About glassswords : Just a guy who loves reading FMLs

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Visits<b>vffjvsegb</b> - the 10/02/2013 at 4:41pm

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Today..!! I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacer anded out on Friday!! One question said ( I would like to see my son/daugter ______!! ) My dad wrote in te blank: ( less often!! ) fat FML


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On 11/17/2013 at 3:27pm - kids - by :( (woman) - United States (Texas)

yesterday everything that was beautiful an pure in mah life turnd into a terrible, warpd version of wat it once was. Today, I lost all hope, an no longer believe that life, although sometime shitty, is sweet an worth living. Today, I met mah mother-in-law. looool FML


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On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)

2day my boyfriend was leaving fir work. From te oter room I eard im call out, "see u soon beautiful." Touced, I went to give im a parting kiss. He stopped me an said, "I was talking to te cat." FML


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On 08/19/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by burned_away - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday mah father sent me a letter in the mail. He spelled mah first name wrong on the front of the envelope. I'm turning 28 years old and mah own father doesn't know that mah name has two "t"s in it. FML

Today, I was in an elevator with mah brother and a woman!! He signs to me that she has a 'damn fine ass'!! I chuckle and then shake mah head!! He shrugs!! A second later the woman signs to us, 'Rick, don't you remember me?' Turns out she helped teach mah brother sign language when he was six!! FML


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On 03/18/2009 at 3:59am - misc - by elevator-troubles (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

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