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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 August 1997 (17 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I went to the store to buy oranges and pick up a pack of condoms. When we were at the checkout counter, my boyfriend happily told the cashier, "The only way we can have sex is if we squeeze oranges all over our bodies." FML

#20583013
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52503) - you deserved it (11875)

On 04/10/2013 at 12:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

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105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45746) - you deserved it (25161)

On 12/24/2012 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I received the results of the exams that I re-took in order to improve my grades. I got exactly the same grades as before in all four exams. Point for point identical. FML

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On 03/08/2012 at 3:06am - work - by stuckonrepeat (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML

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On 12/03/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by Makala - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML

#18417096
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9924) - you deserved it (31238)

On 12/03/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by Makala - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML

#18417096
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9924) - you deserved it (31238)

On 12/03/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by Makala - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

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181 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML

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On 01/09/2010 at 1:45am - misc - by warningxxLidell (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, at work we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML

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31 comments

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On 10/28/2009 at 6:29pm - work - by R (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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On 06/01/2009 at 12:50am - money - by steph (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was having a panic attack so I called my parents. My brother answered to say my parents couldn't come to the phone because they were watching 24. Its ten o'clock and 24 is not on now. They were watching 24 on TiVo and couldn't pause it to come to the phone. FML

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On 04/15/2009 at 10:32pm - misc - by happyharriet (woman) - United States (New York)



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