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  • Birth Date : Monday 29 April 1996 (18 years)
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Today I was on a plane an realizd tat te woman next to me was iding a edgeog in a plastic container !! I'm severely afraid of edgeog but not wanting to give te woman up an get er in trouble I trid to stay quiet !! Wic ld to me to quietly yperventilate an pass out on te plane !! FML

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177 comments

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On 01/07/2013 at 5:21am - health - by scaredofhedges (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me cuz I'm too "high maintenance". And that's cuz I ask him to use condomshen we have sex, and I refuse to invite mah friends over fir threesomes. I don't knowhy I'm not actually glad we r broken up. FML

#20445835
116 comments

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On 01/07/2013 at 3:35am - love - by kat124ever (woman) - United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East)

Today, I have been single and out of the game 4 so long that instead of having real wet dreams, I now dream about jacking off. FML

#20436185
77 comments

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On 01/01/2013 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by lonely dreams - United States (Nevada)

Today, Mah Girlfriend Gave Birth To Our First Child. Our Nurse Was The Lady I Had A One Night Stand With 3 Night Ago, And Yes She Remembered Me. FML

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215 comments

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On 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by T3STI (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my six year old son cummd up to me wit is arms spread and said, ( I feel lyk a ug. ) I got looool really excitd and opeful because e is very anti-social and ates pysical contact. As soon as I stood up to ug im e said ( Feeling's gone ) and walkd away. mega FML

#17134448
274 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Yastarday, I Was Wokan Up By My Stap Brothar Trying To Put His Tongua In My Mouth . FML

#17015904
353 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)

Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; se's my best mate's girlfriend. Se tells im everyting wen drunk, and e's a black-belt in karate. Tis could officially be classified as torture. FML

#17012885
179 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 10:40am - love - by Junktown (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, it's mah birthday!! I got a phone call from mah high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me an dohatever he wants to me!! He does this every year!! I turn 34 today!! FML

#17012107
318 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, Mah 15 Year Old Grlfriend Called To Tell Me She Is Pregnant. Her Dad Is Ex-military, And Makes A Point Of Cleaning His Guns Every Time I Go To Her House. FML

#17010843
711 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

TODAY, IT WAS FIRST DAY AT NEW JOB. MY NEW BOSS ASKED ME IF I WAS SINGLE. AFTER TELLING HIM I HAVE BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FIR 6 YEARS, HE FIRED ME ON THE SPOT. FML

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On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I found out that mah boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on mah bed, all cuz it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me an he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up an kicks it under mah bed. real FML

#16774144
361 comments

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On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Taday one of my husband's old college buddies came over 4 dinner . We reminisced about our college days an he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend Marc Deveau that he'd say he was visitinghen he was cheating on his grlfriend . My husband still sees Marc Deveau . FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59307) - you deserved it (3426) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/11/2010 at 3:40am - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, I ned to find a way to explain to ma 5, 7 an 12 year old kids teir uncle wants to become teir aunt. FML

#13773002
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On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY... OUR CLASS WAS FOCUSING ON DISCRIMINATION... AND OUR TEACER ASKED US IF ANYONE AD EVER FELT DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. I PUT AND UP TO SARE A STORY... AND TEACER IMMEDIATELY SAID "IT'S BECAUSE YOUR GINGER... ISN'T IT?" TAT'S NOT WAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. FML

#13688243
240 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my daughter cummd up to me crying. When I askd her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raisd this child. FML

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123 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Taranaki)



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