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  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 August 1944 (70 years)
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About gis0392 : Someone hacked my last account.....I'm not sure how that happened 😢😢

Anyways I'm a bad speller.
5 bumblebees commuted suicide on me (I guess that makes me their grim reper?)
If I was a kitchen appliance I would be a dishwasher
I love to cook but I'm not good at it
I have a sweet tooth
I'm very curious I could ask uncomfortable questions
Touching justin verlander's butt would be a dream come true
My shoe size is 4 (kids)
Sometimes I question my mentality
My favorite season is fall yay can't wait it's around the corner
Last but not least I'm too old for you.
Thank you for reading now carry on....

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