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About girlygirl4evr : My name is Beth Augustine! I am a lawyer in Boston! My pic is of my daughter Emerson (Emmy) and I!
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Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML

#17632627
128 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 9:55pm - money - by anti88 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
254 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

#16650975
188 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

#16416160
167 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 10:59am - health - by skigal24 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

#16367769
103 comments

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On 05/27/2011 at 1:26am - misc - by moe - United States

Today, I saw a firework show. In my kitchen. When my stove blew up. FML

#16364956
77 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 10:39pm - misc - by Username -

Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML

#16354209
96 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 5:48am - misc - by smarterthanmymum - United Kingdom

Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should have told me she put in a stick to support the cake. FML

#15914816
139 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 1:01am - misc - by Mr. Headshot -

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

#15867292
83 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

#15791793
98 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

#15600756
155 comments

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On 04/02/2011 at 3:35am - kids - by Viciousvixen_21 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

#14934394
66 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while working as a carhop at Sonic, my roller skates ran over some gravel and I fell, causing me to drop a tray of food. I found out later that one of the customers had deliberately done that to see if I would trip. FML

#13925294
70 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 1:44pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

#13426894
83 comments

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On 10/12/2010 at 10:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML

#12960697
107 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 7:24am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)



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