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About girlygirl4evr : My name is Beth Augustine! I am a lawyer in Boston! My pic is of my daughter Emerson (Emmy) and I!
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Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
Today, while working as a carhop at Sonic, my roller skates ran over some gravel and I fell, causing me to drop a tray of food. I found out later that one of the customers had deliberately done that to see if I would trip. FML
Friday 18 April 2014