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Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML

#4488799
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106058) - you deserved it (5373)

On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML

#4447976
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42142) - you deserved it (17847)

On 08/11/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Lilly_28 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47300) - you deserved it (2807)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

#718
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28083) - you deserved it (3253)

On 01/06/2009 at 6:58am - love - by musamalia - Sent from mobile version



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