About ginnieminnie : 17 years old and a senior in high school. I'm an avid Netflix watcher and a Harry Potter nerd. Diehard Green Bay Packers fan, along with the UK Wildcats from my hometown. Singing is everything to me, choir and my a capella group "Take Two" have taken over my life.
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ginnieminnie's favorite FMLs
Today, I'm pretty sure my sister is being catfished. Now I have the choice of either telling her and risking her staying with her abusive husband or letting her think her new "boyfriend" is a good guy who didn't just "accidentally" send me a shower picture. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend woke up from a coma that lasted a few months. Her parents called me from the hospital shortly after because she was in hysterics that I wasn't there. Apparently she thinks we're still together, and I now have to somehow break up with her again after almost a year apart. FML
by oh / 02/22/2016 at 9:41pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I completed driving school. After 30 hours of classwork, 6 hours of driving lessons, and a very tough driving test, I passed and can now get a 15% safe driver insurance discount. My friend just told me he only had to watch a 15 minute video to get the same discount. FML
by Whatthehell / 02/20/2016 at 8:35pm / United States (Tennessee) / Money
by VisceralWolf / 01/26/2016 at 1:35am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/20/2016 at 7:30am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/17/2016 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, on my college visit, I met a perfect girl for me, sweet, gorgeous, on the same career path. I remember everything we talked about, where she is from, what sport she plays, and her recent internship. But when I went to look her up online, I couldn't remember one thing, her name. FML
by Roll Tide of Tears / 01/16/2016 at 10:28pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/14/2016 at 7:51am / Australia / Intimacy
by ShouldveStayedAVirgin / 01/13/2016 at 1:30pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I had been stress-eating a lot of junk food during finals week at college. I was feeling worried about my figure, and lifted up my shirt to see myself in the mirror. My boyfriend, who I didn't know was watching, promptly said, "Whoa babe, it looks like the condom broke!" FML
by pregnantapparently / 12/10/2015 at 1:45pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by fucking SUCKS let's do it LIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEE! / 12/10/2015 at 8:45am / United States / Health
by MiceMiles / 12/10/2015 at 7:34am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by badbitch23 / 12/07/2015 at 6:21pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by sarcasticjane / 12/04/2015 at 1:17pm / United States (North Dakota) / Work
Today, through a mutual friend I met with a girl from Netherlands for dinner. At some point, she told me I have an Antillean accent, referring to the Dutch Antilles. I was born and raised nowhere near those islands, but my former boyfriend of 5 years is Antillean. Now I have his accent. FML
by notfromanisland / 12/04/2015 at 12:41am / Miscellaneous
- Today, I decided to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While… Today, my husband begged me to go down on him while he sat on the toilet, taking a crap. He tried… Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first…