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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 April 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4327
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML

#21460828
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21628) - you deserved it (2767)

On 08/26/2015 at 3:45am - love - by Anonymous - India (West Bengal)

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

#21458206
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18452) - you deserved it (9740)

On 08/19/2015 at 9:00pm - misc - by ToddesPizza - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML

#21457997
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34341) - you deserved it (1738)

On 08/19/2015 at 11:00am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend of five years broke up with me, saying I've changed and she can't be with someone who's so emotional all the time. Well I'm so sorry that after two weeks, I'm not quite over my brother's death yet. FML

#21457397
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36312) - you deserved it (1555)

On 08/18/2015 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML

#21457265
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26584) - you deserved it (1769)

On 08/17/2015 at 6:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML

#21456278
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28908) - you deserved it (3555)

On 08/15/2015 at 5:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML

#21455219
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27041) - you deserved it (2015)

On 08/12/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by NoTattoo (man) -

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML

#21454970
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33173) - you deserved it (3187)

On 08/11/2015 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML

#21454601
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25828) - you deserved it (4853)

On 08/11/2015 at 12:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my wife handed over most of our son's college fund, in cash, to an investment scammer going by the name "Herp A. Derpson". FML

#21453336
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27806) - you deserved it (3078)

On 08/08/2015 at 12:02am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got written up because apparently leaning on the counter at work is unprofessional, even if you're about to pass out and the counter is the only thing keeping you on your feet. FML

#21452123
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22823) - you deserved it (2005)

On 08/05/2015 at 4:39am - work - by kaybear13 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

#21452087
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24300) - you deserved it (1905)

On 08/05/2015 at 2:13am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML

#21447742
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24753) - you deserved it (2418)

On 07/26/2015 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by wot02 (woman) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML

#21447549
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23814) - you deserved it (5304)

On 07/26/2015 at 2:20pm - love - by rissa5214 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML

#21446754
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29003) - you deserved it (4957)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:04pm - kids - by Sad Mom - United States (Texas)



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