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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 April 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5307
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About ginnieminnie : 16 years old and a junior in high school. Currently in a long distance relationship with my boyfriend of 10 months. I'm an avid Netflix watcher and a Harry Potter nerd. Diehard Green Bay Packers fan, along with the UK Wildcats from my hometown. Singing is everything to me, choir and my a capella group "Take Two" have taken over my life.

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ginnieminnie's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend wasn't kidding when she said that if I hit her cervix just the 'right' way during sex, she'd puke. I was on the bottom. FML

Today, 9 years on, my dad still hates my husband for "ruining" my life by getting me pregnant in my late 20s. FML


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On 01/20/2016 at 7:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML


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On 01/17/2016 at 3:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, on my college visit, I met a perfect girl for me, sweet, gorgeous, on the same career path. I remember everything we talked about, where she is from, what sport she plays, and her recent internship. But when I went to look her up online, I couldn't remember one thing, her name. FML


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On 01/16/2016 at 10:28pm - love - by Roll Tide of Tears - United States

Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML


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On 01/14/2016 at 7:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML


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On 01/13/2016 at 1:30pm - intimacy - by ShouldveStayedAVirgin - United States (Texas)

Today, I had been stress-eating a lot of junk food during finals week at college. I was feeling worried about my figure, and lifted up my shirt to see myself in the mirror. My boyfriend, who I didn't know was watching, promptly said, "Whoa babe, it looks like the condom broke!" FML


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On 12/10/2015 at 1:45pm - love - by pregnantapparently (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend jumped into my arms for a kiss. She's done it before, but this time I wasn't expecting it. I fell backwards, straight through my glass coffee table. FML


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On 12/10/2015 at 8:45am - health - by fucking SUCKS let's do it LIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEE! (man) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that miles are the same distance for everything. He thought that human miles were different than mouse miles, because they're smaller. He's 34. FML


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On 12/10/2015 at 7:34am - misc - by MiceMiles (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, someone finally got the guts to punch my extremely rude mother in the face. My wife. FML

Today, even though I've been studying and working with children and adolescents for the last 14 years, I've come to find that their parents' behavior tends to be worse than their children's. FML

Today, through a mutual friend I met with a girl from Netherlands for dinner. At some point, she told me I have an Antillean accent, referring to the Dutch Antilles. I was born and raised nowhere near those islands, but my former boyfriend of 5 years is Antillean. Now I have his accent. FML


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On 12/04/2015 at 12:41am - misc - by notfromanisland -

Today, I accidentally walked in on my dad as he was getting changed. Now I know genetics can be a real bitch. With such a massive difference in size, I have to question whether I'm even biologically related to this old three-legged git. FML


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On 12/03/2015 at 9:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML


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On 12/01/2015 at 11:39am - misc - by ygma - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents finally fulfilled my childhood dream and got a puppy, after years of me nagging at them. The only downside is that I no longer live at home and he's not mine. FML


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On 11/23/2015 at 10:25pm - animals - by Haze (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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