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About gingerwithsoul : Hey there. I'm Zach. If you are reading this, it's because I made you smile, or, more likely, I was thumbed down. You'll probably hate me as most people do, but, here's some stuff about me! My favorite color is green, I LOVE green-day, my favorite pony is Pinkie Pie, I love to sing even tho I suck at it, and I am a proud American! (I'm not fat). A lot of people say 13 year olds shouldn't be on here, wanna know what I say? Meh. Fuck it!
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