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About gingernator : I'm a Ginger that likes cars, guns, and love girls. The world hates gingers so I hate the world.
I like metal, screamo, and alternative. I can watch any movie as long as there's some shooting, fast cars, hot chix, or someone dies. My favorite energy drinks are monster and redbull and some flavors of rockstar.
I sadly have never had a girlfriend :'(. Unlike most other guys I'm not shallow and don't want you just for sex. I actually want to build a friendship and anything extra is a bonus. I'm always open to meeting new people and love to talk and listen so just message me whenever you want to chat.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML
Thursday 10 April 2014