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gingernator
  • Town/Country : Dallas, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 489
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About gingernator : I'm a Ginger that likes cars, guns, and love girls. The world hates gingers so I hate the world.
I like metal, screamo, and alternative. I can watch any movie as long as there's some shooting, fast cars, hot chix, or someone dies. My favorite energy drinks are monster and redbull and some flavors of rockstar.
I sadly have never had a girlfriend :'(. Unlike most other guys I'm not shallow and don't want you just for sex. I actually want to build a friendship and anything extra is a bonus. I'm always open to meeting new people and love to talk and listen so just message me whenever you want to chat.

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Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

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207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10364) - you deserved it (22796)

On 03/10/2010 at 6:05am - intimacy - by ohno - United States

Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML

#6391175
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28566) - you deserved it (22296)

On 11/21/2009 at 4:44pm - love - by frootloops (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was getting mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?!" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML

#4274462
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46436) - you deserved it (6753)

On 08/04/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML

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308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (172428) - you deserved it (8240)

On 06/02/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by guamfml - Guam



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