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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 585
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About gingernator : I'm a Ginger that likes cars, guns, and love girls. The world hates gingers so I hate the world.
I like metal, screamo, and alternative. I can watch any movie as long as there's some shooting, fast cars, hot chix, or someone dies. My favorite energy drinks are monster and redbull and some flavors of rockstar.
I sadly have never had a girlfriend :'(. Unlike most other guys I'm not shallow and don't want you just for sex. I actually want to build a friendship and anything extra is a bonus. I'm always open to meeting new people and love to talk and listen so just message me whenever you want to chat.

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Visits<b>XxXgArEtTxXx</b> - the 02/16/2013 at 10:14pm

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Today, my wife of 2 years told me she was pregnant, after we've been trying for ages. Excited, about to call my parents, my wife then told me, "Don't get your hopes up it might not be yours, the father could be 5 other guys." And then asked me what I'd like for dinner. FML

#12277666
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52966) - you deserved it (3992)

On 08/03/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by Cheated (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered our AOL billing information. Turns out we've been paying for dial-up via automatic bill paying that we thought we cancelled in 2000. $1,800 later, we called to cancel. Customer service congratulated us on being loyal members for over 13 years. FML

#12266156
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17401) - you deserved it (26578)

On 08/02/2010 at 1:23pm - money - by Jay (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML

#12248112
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8620) - you deserved it (69898)

On 08/01/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by manicmandy - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML

#12248112
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8620) - you deserved it (69898)

On 08/01/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by manicmandy - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML

#12226280
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25858) - you deserved it (6411)

On 07/31/2010 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by anon - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML

#12198220
71 comments

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On 07/30/2010 at 12:26am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I bought my girlfriend an expensive chihuahua puppy because she was never allowed to have one as a kid. She was so excited and happy so she leaned in to give it a kiss. It bit her in the face, she had to get stitches, and they put the $500 dog to sleep. FML

#12192420
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35606) - you deserved it (7006)

On 07/29/2010 at 7:13pm - money - by Joseph (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

#12187876
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34643) - you deserved it (13547)

On 07/29/2010 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Sunshine.0.ninja - United States (Ohio)

Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML

#12187825
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40174) - you deserved it (5761)

On 07/29/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

#12006480
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42165) - you deserved it (4201)

On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found my lost iPhone earbuds. In the cat litter box. I am 100% sure that they passed through my cat to get there. FML

#12002480
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29043) - you deserved it (4212)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:34pm - animals - by brentkd - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML

#11998516
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24826) - you deserved it (9160)

On 07/20/2010 at 4:15am - intimacy - by Ugh... - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had the rehearsal for two of my friends' wedding. My ex-husband is also in the wedding, and I just found out we have to walk down the aisle together 'for height reasons'. FML

#11994918
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33936) - you deserved it (3420)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:57am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I moved into my new apartment and met my new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML

#11994829
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37849) - you deserved it (3727)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment and met my new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML

#11994829
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37849) - you deserved it (3727)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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