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by bummed and broke / 11/13/2012 at 1:24pm / United States / Money
Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML
by grannysmack / 07/11/2009 at 5:10am / United States (Iowa) / Work
Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML
by Sarah / 03/10/2009 at 1:13pm / United Kingdom (Bolton) / Miscellaneous
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- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…
- Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory."… Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like… Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm…