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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 October 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I bought an $80, "invincible" phone case. One test drop later, my phone had turned into an expensive paperweight. FML


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On 11/13/2012 at 1:24pm - money - by bummed and broke - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML


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On 07/11/2009 at 5:10am - work - by grannysmack (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML


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