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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 May 2000 (14 years)
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  • Number of visits : 136
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ginger196 : Anime geek, I love heavy metal, I've got two cats and a dog. Going into high school next year, and I'm super excited! Message me if you want to get to know me better! Also, I hate it when people treat FML messaging like eharmony.

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Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML


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On 06/09/2014 at 3:37pm - misc - by I'm Not Dead Yet - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML


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On 05/07/2013 at 10:18am - animals - by AussieG75 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML


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On 05/05/2012 at 7:07pm - animals - by doggone - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML


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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

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