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ginger
  • Town/Country : Manhattan, KS
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 May 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 3826
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ginger : I like to party.

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML

#483851 (223)

I agree, your life sucks (104381) - you deserved it (9471)

On 03/20/2009 at 2:11am - intimacy - by firsttimer69 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML

#346119 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (92265) - you deserved it (11224)

On 03/15/2009 at 4:47pm - intimacy - by MarMar (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (373055) - you deserved it (413133)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I got her she replied "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML

#250417 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (19682) - you deserved it (72582)

On 03/09/2009 at 9:35am - intimacy - by Ethan (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and says "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML

#185266 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (48688) - you deserved it (8522)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:26pm - love - by ak (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, the girl I love told me she was sick of guys. I replied that I happened to be a guy. She laughed and said "No, I mean the boyfriend type!" FML

#101898 (67)

I agree, your life sucks (36765) - you deserved it (3026)

On 02/22/2009 at 2:16am - love - by Marleck (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

#99885 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (52835) - you deserved it (5096)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

#19556 (271)

I agree, your life sucks (1149) - you deserved it (17289)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States



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