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Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolls off of me without finishing, and says, "i'm bored." FML

#7619
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I agree, your life sucks (41346) - you deserved it (6796)

On 02/04/2009 at 9:35am - intimacy - by na (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself, I got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying "your cat is fat". FML

#5809
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On 02/02/2009 at 9:36pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I got an email from the local D and D meet up group that the next meeting will be on Feb. 14th. I don't know what is more sad: that the group is meeting on Valentine's Day, or that I have nothing better to do but go. FML

#5128
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On 02/02/2009 at 5:41am - love - by Noname - United States (Alabama)

Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

#4977
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On 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

#4487
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I agree, your life sucks (28731) - you deserved it (1472)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by leez - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML

#2357
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On 01/23/2009 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by killmyself - United States (California)



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