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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1261
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About gigity : Hi, :) my names brooke. Im 18 years old and i love to make new friends. so message me :)

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Today, I told my new boss to wish his daughter a happy birthday on my behalf, as I overheard him saying it was today. Turns out she committed suicide three years ago. FML

#14886336
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39853) - you deserved it (7224)

On 02/07/2011 at 7:54pm - misc - by um -

Today, I bought a pretty blue parakeet to keep my parrot company, and named her Sky. I went to work a few hours later. When I came home that night, I found my parrot dead. There wasn't a huge mess to clean, though; Sky had already eaten half of his corpse. FML

#14843192
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30735) - you deserved it (7040)

On 02/04/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by omnomnom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML

#14830027
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36716) - you deserved it (6080)

On 02/03/2011 at 7:28pm - intimacy - by Embarrassed -

Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML

#14813959
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35628) - you deserved it (8729)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML

#14811795
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36462) - you deserved it (15652)

On 02/02/2011 at 1:16pm - intimacy - by Missy (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my fiancé ended our engagement, saying he wanted to have "one last quickie" for the road. He saw nothing wrong with that. FML

#14787217
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31291) - you deserved it (3631)

On 01/31/2011 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML

#14716778
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33049) - you deserved it (3390)

On 01/26/2011 at 2:48am - kids - by Braelynn -

Today, my college professor handed every student a note card and told us to rate his looks from 1 to 5. Is this what I pay $20,000 a year for? FML

#14716762
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28099) - you deserved it (3347)

On 01/26/2011 at 2:45am - misc - by SLOMan90 (man) - United States (California)

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

#14681443
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10528) - you deserved it (40070)

On 01/23/2011 at 12:43am - money - by quarterback (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML

#14677100
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36572) - you deserved it (13397)

On 01/22/2011 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML

#14675565
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30068) - you deserved it (5074)

On 01/22/2011 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by ohsnap (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML

#14588055
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30498) - you deserved it (4163)

On 01/15/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML

#14526160
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37148) - you deserved it (5478)

On 01/09/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

#14463588
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8138) - you deserved it (72418)

On 01/04/2011 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML

#14463495
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38339) - you deserved it (7563)

On 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved



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