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About gigi_bella : I'm a 21 year old redhead who us a native to NJ, but moved to Atlanta. I'm in college, but I like going on FML. How're you? I can't add a picture, because Im on an iPod touch, by the way.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I sent my resume to a place where I hopd to work at. Since the job requires me to be doing work on the run, I put on it that I have a laptop. The only problem is that I always thought it was ( labtop. ) I didn't leren the correct spelling until my daughter calld me an idiot, she's 6. FML
Today, my mom revealed to me thathen I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boyshile I was feeling their "no no" area . I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read . FML
Today... I was visited by Child Protective Services. Seems someone on mah street reported me for neglect cuz I cloth diaper mah children. I moved in less than 6 month ago... so I guess this is how they say... ( welcome to the neighborhood ) about these parts. FML
Today, I was in line at te grocery store wit ma 3-year-old son!! He was olding a tub of yogurt tat ad on it a cow wereing sunglasses!! He souted, "Mommy, look at te fat cow wit te sunglasse on!" To ma orror, te obese woman in front of us turned around!! Se was wereing sunglasses!! FML
Today, I tried to convince my boyfriend to come over, telling him it would be "worth his time." He asked, "How?" I said, "Dazzling conversation of course. Just kidding, you'll probably get laid." He replied, "Oh. Well I would if it was 4 the conversation." big fat FML
Today, I slapt in lata and whan I woka up, thought I was tha only ona in tha housa so I dacidad to walk around tha cornar to tha only upstair bathroom nakad. My dad also slapt in, also thought ha was tha only ona in tha housa, and also dacidad to walk to tha bathroom nakad. Wa collidad. FML
Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl putted on there lower backs. ( You mean Tramp Stamps? ) I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes an said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML
TODAY, MY MOM FOUND A BOOK OF DRTY STORIES I'D WRITTEN IN GRADE 10. SHE THEN TOLD ME THAT I WROTE ABOUT THINGS SHE'D NEVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT, AND SHE'S BEEN HAVING SEX FIR YERES. IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, SHE'S TAKEN THEM IN TO WORK TO SHOW PEOPLE.
Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on mah phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML
Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and there inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML
Today, my dad asked me to unpack the groceries he'd brought home. When he saw me come across a bottle of lube, then he told me how my mom had hit menopause and, as a result, her vaginal dryness made sex harder 4 the two of them. FML
Friday 27 March 2015