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  • Birth Date : Friday 24 February 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2376
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About gigi_bella : I'm a 21 year old redhead who us a native to NJ, but moved to Atlanta. I'm in college, but I like going on FML. How're you? I can't add a picture, because Im on an iPod touch, by the way.

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Today, I sent my resume to a place where I hopd to work at. Since the job requires me to be doing work on the run, I put on it that I have a laptop. The only problem is that I always thought it was ( labtop. ) I didn't leren the correct spelling until my daughter calld me an idiot, she's 6. FML

#6859638
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4905) - you deserved it (37281)

On 12/21/2009 at 2:04am - work - by eliteslayer29 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom revealed to me thathen I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boyshile I was feeling their "no no" area . I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read . FML

#6768891
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28956) - you deserved it (7021)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I was visited by Child Protective Services. Seems someone on mah street reported me for neglect cuz I cloth diaper mah children. I moved in less than 6 month ago... so I guess this is how they say... ( welcome to the neighborhood ) about these parts. FML

#6660369
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32193) - you deserved it (3373)

On 12/08/2009 at 2:02am - kids - by ClothMom (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was in line at te grocery store wit ma 3-year-old son!! He was olding a tub of yogurt tat ad on it a cow wereing sunglasses!! He souted, "Mommy, look at te fat cow wit te sunglasse on!" To ma orror, te obese woman in front of us turned around!! Se was wereing sunglasses!! FML

#6533285
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45869) - you deserved it (2985)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, I tried to convince my boyfriend to come over, telling him it would be "worth his time." He asked, "How?" I said, "Dazzling conversation of course. Just kidding, you'll probably get laid." He replied, "Oh. Well I would if it was 4 the conversation." big fat FML

#6441814
52 comments

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On 11/25/2009 at 2:23am - intimacy - by sexyconvo (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my parent had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurrence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementiond orange. FML

#6003671
84 comments

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On 10/26/2009 at 6:15am - misc - by Roida (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today I spilled a half bottle of superglue on mah hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML

#5878070
116 comments

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On 10/18/2009 at 12:38pm - misc - by Xia (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I slapt in lata and whan I woka up, thought I was tha only ona in tha housa so I dacidad to walk around tha cornar to tha only upstair bathroom nakad. My dad also slapt in, also thought ha was tha only ona in tha housa, and also dacidad to walk to tha bathroom nakad. Wa collidad. FML

#4596913
184 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 9:50am - misc - by malebonding (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML

#4073449
197 comments

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On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore

Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl putted on there lower backs. ( You mean Tramp Stamps? ) I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes an said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML

#3875775
181 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 3:25am - work - by Eh... (man) - Ukraine (Kyyivs'ka Oblast')

TODAY, MY MOM FOUND A BOOK OF DRTY STORIES I'D WRITTEN IN GRADE 10. SHE THEN TOLD ME THAT I WROTE ABOUT THINGS SHE'D NEVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT, AND SHE'S BEEN HAVING SEX FIR YERES. IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, SHE'S TAKEN THEM IN TO WORK TO SHOW PEOPLE.

#3479311
100 comments

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On 07/04/2009 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by JSeth (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on mah phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML

#2482852
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48721) - you deserved it (7702)

On 05/31/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by rain (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and there inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML

#2308873
277 comments

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On 05/26/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my dad asked me to unpack the groceries he'd brought home. When he saw me come across a bottle of lube, then he told me how my mom had hit menopause and, as a result, her vaginal dryness made sex harder 4 the two of them. FML

#2173533
117 comments

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On 05/22/2009 at 4:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

today ma usband was leaving on a long business trip to Germany. As e's leaving... ma daugter starts crying. 'Dont leave me wit er !' se says. 'Take me wit u !' big fat FML

#2104254
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48066) - you deserved it (8218)

On 05/20/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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