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About gigi37 : A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger
Dutch-American student with a full time job.
bright colors, movies, aquariums, super hero comic books, going to the park, old school cartoons, swimming, my car, margaritas, playing lacrosse, Europe, food, Christmas time and the Internet.
close minded people, rude/drunk drivers, brussel sprouts, high fructose corn syrup, homework, and stereotypical frat/sorority type of kids.
zombies, dinosaurs, bakery treats, ninjas, art, wine, theme parks, sleep, binge-eating, cooking, theatre, nerdy things, the 5 (6?) senses, exploring, working out, board games, pirates and members of the opposite sex.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML
Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML
Friday 18 July 2014