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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 May 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 14132
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About gigi37 : A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger

Dutch-American student with a full time job.

Love:
bright colors, movies, aquariums, super hero comic books, going to the park, old school cartoons, swimming, my car, margaritas, playing lacrosse, Europe, food, Christmas time and the Internet.

Dislike:
close minded people, rude/drunk drivers, brussel sprouts, high fructose corn syrup, homework, and stereotypical frat/sorority type of kids.

Like:
zombies, dinosaurs, bakery treats, ninjas, art, wine, theme parks, sleep, binge-eating, cooking, theatre, nerdy things, the 5 (6?) senses, exploring, working out, board games, pirates and members of the opposite sex.

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Visits<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 6:57am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 5:36pm<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 3:46pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 10:29pm<b>imkool136</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 11:01pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 10:19am<b>MiguelRojas</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 6:26pm<b>LiveDreamsG</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 8:40pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 5:00pm<b>WizardlyUnicorn</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 6:38pm<b>Crusher74</b> - the 07/26/2014 at 2:32am<b>CoralCrush</b> - the 06/08/2014 at 12:45am<b>irishgirl55</b> - the 06/03/2014 at 8:40pm<b>Anonymous_T68</b> - the 05/19/2014 at 11:12am<b>sassyparrot</b> - the 04/13/2014 at 6:14pm<b>Jellybellybeanz</b> - the 04/05/2014 at 2:11am<b>shamonia</b> - the 03/06/2014 at 9:09pm<b>Trollx</b> - the 12/14/2013 at 1:56pm

Fucked!<b>Mukuro</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 11:37pm<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 9:47pm<b>imkool136</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 5:02am

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gigi37's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

#170218
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55672) - you deserved it (14468)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

#34
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49448) - you deserved it (11716)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -



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