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  • Town/Country : Arizona, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 938
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About gideeupp : Hello :) I'm Emily.
Hola :) Soy Emily.

I love to talk, don't be shy! (:
Me encanta hablar, ¡no seas tímido!

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Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38739) - you deserved it (14703)

On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the side walk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16218) - you deserved it (4578)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by sydstreet - United States (Texas)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

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386 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82653) - you deserved it (4001)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I was caught and fined for picking a lock. I have OCD. I was picking the padlock on a toilet paper holder in a public toilet because the roll was the wrong way round. FML

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147 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by Anon - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

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143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24304) - you deserved it (9032)

On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I got fined when my fat dog decided to walk across a private film set to get at the catering area. FML

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97 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 11:28am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45257) - you deserved it (1945)

On 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)



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