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Today, I was walking to scool. I startd running to catc up wit ma friend. I yelld er name, and se turnd around in time to watc me slip on a seet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. Wen se ran to ma side, I unconsciously ped on er. FML

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On 10/16/2010 at 11:18am - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, Mah Girlfriend Of Two Years Calld Me, Drunk, Telling Me How Much Anal Sex Hurts With Some Other Guy. FML

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On 02/20/2010 at 1:04am - intimacy - by VahnSeiro (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I received a detention cuz I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home !! According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave !! FML

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On 02/02/2010 at 1:38pm - misc - by mollymaykitty - Sent from mobile version

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Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can't afford a Christma present fir him, or anyone!! He said trying anal would be fine!!

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On 11/26/2009 at 12:31am - intimacy - by ehwat (woman) - United States (Michigan)

today I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven pattie in celebration of the Window Seven release. Upon reading this I immediately got an extremely forceful erection. I think this is a sign to stop putting off that diet. FML

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On 10/26/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Brian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my wife got the flu. While she was sleeping, I went out to buy her some soup and other things. When I was walking back through the door, she woke up, thought I was a burglar, and threw the closest thing to her at me. What was it? A cactus. FML

#5775465
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On 10/11/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by prickly (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with mouth!! Instead, I inhaled it and boyfriend broke three of ribs giving me the Hiemlich maneuver!! FML

#4155124
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On 07/30/2009 at 5:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas) - moderated by the Jackass crew

TODAY, I TOUGT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF I PUTTD A 'FREE IF HOT-WIRD' SIGN ON MY FRIEND'S CAR. I GUESS IT WORKD. FML

#1766885
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On 05/09/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by t-dawg (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposd to be surprisd with a new car. I have overhered my parents talking about looool bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML

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On 04/25/2009 at 8:44pm - misc - by crashednowcrushed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I'm playing basketball with mah little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he hered that word, he respondd with "Daddy calls you that when you're around." FML

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On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)



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