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today as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with mah girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on,hile poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

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On 12/24/2012 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

today as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with mah girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on,hile poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

#20418714
106 comments

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On 12/24/2012 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Ended Sex By Yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" And Using His Foot To Push Me Off The Bed. FML

#20417691
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On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday , I took child to the park. Having been there an hour , another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children , pointing to child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML

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On 12/23/2012 at 10:02am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia

Today , tha highly intoxicatd singar of mah band dacidd it would ba a wondarful idaa to squat down and taka a shit on staga in tha middla of a gig!! FML

#20408486
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On 12/20/2012 at 3:16am - misc - by dudeyouarefired -

Today, I have a very uncomfortable cyst in mah armpit an a sprained ankle both on mah right side, resulting in looool me limping an keeping mah arm awkwardly plastered to mah side !! My fiancé keeps walking like me an calling me Igor, saying "Yes, Master" whenever I ask him for something !! mega FML

#20406767
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On 12/19/2012 at 12:16am - health - by Igor (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today my car window got smasd in. Ta cop tat cama to taka ta raport said tay'd alraady caugt ta guy doing it a'd smasd in savaral otar car windows all of ta axact sama modal and color. His raason 4 doing it was simpla: a was drunk and "atd rd Jaaps".

#20403025
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On 12/17/2012 at 12:08am - misc - by Cold (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, mah hand hit his shoulder and I dropped mah phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, mah dad was staring at us from outside. He still appear to think I was giving him head. fat FML

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On 12/11/2012 at 2:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Taday I had to do a presentation in front of my entre school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

#20199177
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On 12/10/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

I finally summoned te courage to ask my looool dad to pay me as e promised, after I cut te lawn and cleaned all te ouse windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML

#20188543
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On 12/02/2012 at 8:57pm - misc - by :/ (woman) - United States (California)

Today , drunk at a party , I leaned through a window to throw up . I was outside . FML

#20182175
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On 11/28/2012 at 1:20am - health - by kise - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto mah laptop an photoshopping a bong into mah Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with mah mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December!!

#20178213
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On 11/25/2012 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Europe

Today, mah dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto mah laptop an photoshopping a bong into mah Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with mah mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December!!

#20178213
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On 11/25/2012 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Europe

Today , My Grlfriend Cummed Over To A Family Game Night!! Halfway Through A Game Of Klingon Monopoly , My Drunk Parents Started Arguing Because Apparently , While My Dad Was In Jail , He Cheated On My Mom With A Klingon Whore!! I Doubt My Grlfriend Will Ever Visit Again!! FML

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On 11/24/2012 at 6:11pm - love - by Eganstein (man) - United States (Colorado)

I realizd I'd put on my shrt on inside out... so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off... I accidentally droppd it in the toilet. mega looool FML

#20169668
108 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)



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