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Today, I was walking down tha straat, whan a man bahind ma tappd ma on tha shouldar. Ha gava a $5 bill an said that ha thought I had droppd it. Not having tha intagrity to turn him down, I took it. I spant tha naxt 20 minutas baing chasd by a crazy hobo who claimd that it was his. maga FML

#3446462
108 comments

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On 07/03/2009 at 2:29am - love - by pinkrazrgirl247 - United States

2day I walkd to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy askd me for change an I lid an said I had no money. On my way back... Strawberry Frappuccino in hand... the same guy recognizd me. He followd me for 3 blocks... swearing an yelling at me. FML

#2695663
448 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by Jebus (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Was Babysitting A Little Boy. I Opened Up A New Bottle Of Bubbles And It Was All Goopy And Gross So I Said "Eww!". Te Boy Ten Asks, "Wat's "ew" Mean?". I Replied Wit, "Someting Gross And Yucky". Ten E Pointed At My Face And Say "Ew! Ew! Ewwww!".

#2658966
145 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 12:23pm - kids - by EwFace (woman) - United States (New York)

Yastarday , I allowd fiva-yaar old daughtar to paint fingarnails during a living-room "picnic" wa wara having. A whila latar I got calld back in to work 4 an amargancy maating. Whan I arrivd at tha maating I noticd fingarnails wara still naon-graan. I am a 40-yaar old man. FML

#2565972
284 comments

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On 06/03/2009 at 1:40pm - kids - by psychortiz (man) - United States (California)

Today, I cummed home from workhen I heard people in apartment . My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves . I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the light switched on . It was a surprise party . I broke girlfriend's cheek-bone . mega FML

#2562332
238 comments

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On 06/03/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by Kyokushin (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I was on the phone with my best guy friend , who I have loved 4 yeres. I was talking about school an all of a sudden he said "I love you." I flipped out saying "Oh my god , oh my god. I love you , too!" He responded with "what?" He was talking to his mom , who was walking out the door. FML

#2537729
405 comments

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On 06/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of mah swimsuit cummed off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

#2534485
390 comments

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On 06/02/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Higgs (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

TODAY, I HEARD A BABBY CRYINGHILE I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET. I WALKED AROUND UNTIL I FOUND IT. IN A DUMPSTER. I IMMEDIATELY CALLED THE COPS, COMPLETELY FREAKING OUT. WHEN THE COPS CAME, THEY PULLED THE BABBY OUT OF THE DUMPSTER. IT WAS A PLASTIC BABBY DOLL. FML

#2524012
333 comments

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:18am - kids - by failbaby (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scrapd up so I made sure to clean my wounds and puttd bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. fat FML

#2495285
112 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by Boarder - United States (New Jersey)

Today I Asked My Mom If I Could Join My Friends In Getting Lessons In Self Defense. My Mom Told Me That I Didn't Need Them Because My Face Was A Better Weapon To Repel Anyone. FML

#2492711
181 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

yesterday I was walking the beach and I saw crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with top that ties in the front. looool I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other I smiled and waved as I put hand up it untied top. FML

#2458285
141 comments

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On 05/31/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by sierra808 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was walking mah dog but avary tima ha lookad lika ha was about to "go", ha bacama unintarastad with tha spot and kapt walking. I, following bahind, trippad ovar a bump in tha sidawalk and faca plantad. My dog than finally urinatad, all ovar mah aching body. FML

#2422362
61 comments

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On 05/30/2009 at 1:04am - animals - by mraow123 (man) - United States

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppin by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. mega FML

#2418263
456 comments

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On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second looked back down and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

#2414317
110 comments

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On 05/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by theskippster - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, I WAS SITTING UNDER A TREE AT A PARK. THE DIRT FELT A LITTLE DAMP, SO I ASSUMED IT WAS DEW FROM THE NIGHT. A HOMELES MAN WALKS OVER AND ASKS ME TO MOVE, THEN START TO PEE UNDER THE TREE, FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER MAN. I WAS SITTING IN THEIR BATHROOM. FML

#2413563
57 comments

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On 05/29/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by Wade (man) - United States (California)



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