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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2145
  • Number of comments : 152
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About giantsfan2010 : Hey there! I'm a huge sports fan and car enthusiast. Go Giants and 49ers! I'm currently studying business management at school in the hopes that one day I'll have my own successful business. I also love working on cars, modifying cars, and going on scenic drives. Another one of my hobbies is photography, I bring my camera with me all the time because California and San Francisco are beautiful places to take photographs.

I drive 2004 bmw m3 convertible which is shown in one of my profile pictures, and it's a 6 speed manual transmission.

Message me if you would like to chat! I'm a pretty friendly person and easy to get along with so send me a message if you wanna talk!

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Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML


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On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work, when I exclaimed "oh cool, they have E's on them for Easter". It took me a couple of minutes, but I eventually realized that I was looking at a regular MandM sideways. Definitely explains my coworkers' uncontrollable laughter. FML


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On 04/16/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by StewPit (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML


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On 03/06/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by thebickster (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sitting in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through I hear a tap on my driver's window. Its a police officer. FML


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On 03/03/2009 at 1:29am - intimacy - by imanidiot (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 7:24pm - misc - by lunarboy (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said "See you in a decade." FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by mags (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cig-bud out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by Dani_Rich - United States (California)

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML


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On 02/07/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Flubber (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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