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About giantsfan2010 : Hey there! I'm a huge sports fan and car enthusiast. Go Giants and 49ers! I'm currently studying business management at school in the hopes that one day I'll have my own successful business. I also love working on cars, modifying cars, and going on scenic drives. Another one of my hobbies is photography, I bring my camera with me all the time because California and San Francisco are beautiful places to take photographs.
I drive 2004 bmw m3 convertible which is shown in one of my profile pictures, and it's a 6 speed manual transmission.
Message me if you would like to chat! I'm a pretty friendly person and easy to get along with so send me a message if you wanna talk!
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Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML
Friday 24 October 2014