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  • Town/Country : San Francisco, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3527
  • Number of comments : 233
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About giantsfan2010 : What's up! In the first pic that's me in a Ferrari and the next two pics that's my 2004 Bmw m3. I thought it would look badass to take a pic with it in my work suit! (Nordstrom) Send me a message and say hey! I'm pretty good at holding a conversation :D

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giantsfan2010's favorite FMLs

Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML

#15741479
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45650) - you deserved it (6529)

On 04/11/2011 at 3:27pm - intimacy - by Numb (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

#15718627
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20310) - you deserved it (66104)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72958) - you deserved it (5897)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to see my banker. As we were finishing everything up, I leaned forward to sign something. As I went back to sit down, my 2 year old pulled the chair out from under me, and I crashed down to the floor. FML

#15106533
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23208) - you deserved it (5147)

On 02/24/2011 at 8:56pm - kids - by Gretchen -

Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML

#14969224
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23291) - you deserved it (3499)

On 02/14/2011 at 2:14am - misc - by datingamoron (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47100) - you deserved it (9290)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8749) - you deserved it (49223)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

#14967692
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34515) - you deserved it (2858)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

#14924487
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8181) - you deserved it (60403)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)

Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML

#14764680
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39091) - you deserved it (3274)

On 01/29/2011 at 9:20pm - misc - by copper - United States (Texas)

Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML

#14197069
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21464) - you deserved it (3164)

On 12/13/2010 at 11:13pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML

#14186917
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10524) - you deserved it (31912)

On 12/13/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by wtfson -

Today, my 5 year old son and I went out. As I was looking in the window display of a shop, I turned around to witness my son pooping in an open manhole on the street. FML

#13718140
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28678) - you deserved it (8669)

On 11/04/2010 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was patting my kitten who was asleep underneath the blanket on my lap. My roommate walked in and gave me disgusted look. She thought I was playing with myself. FML

#13624722
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23637) - you deserved it (5951)

On 10/28/2010 at 8:00am - intimacy - by djoe - Australia (South Australia)

Today, after working and saving up money for an entire year, I bought a 2001 VW Cabrio. I showed it to my friends, they all laughed at me and told me it was a girl's car. FML

#13164838
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15478) - you deserved it (25389)

On 09/23/2010 at 12:31am - money - by giantsfan2010 (man) - United States (California)



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