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About giantsfan2010 : Wassup! My name is Ned, I'm 23 years old and I'm currently in college studying business management! I help my dad manage a liquor store in San Francisco. I am really into cars and working on/modifying cars. I drive a 2004 Bmw m3 that you can see in my profile pics, that's my baby! I also like sports, mostly baseball and football, playing video games, and doing photography. Send me a message!
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Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML
Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML
Today, my new deodorant caused an allergic reaction, covering my armpits in a painful rash. I've had to awkwardly waddle around all day with my arms splayed outwards to get any relief. One customer at work sarcastically mentioned that it's nice that they're hiring penguins these days. FML
Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML
Friday 5 February 2016