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  • Town/Country : San Francisco, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 September 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4153
  • Number of comments : 252
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About giantsfan2010 : Wassup! My name is Ned, I'm 23 years old and I'm currently in college studying business management! I help my dad manage a liquor store in San Francisco. I am really into cars and working on/modifying cars. I drive a 2004 Bmw m3 that you can see in my profile pics, that's my baby! I also like sports, mostly baseball and football, playing video games, and doing photography. Send me a message!

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Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23374) - you deserved it (1797)

On 11/03/2015 at 6:42am - work - by LadyLou (woman) - Australia

Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML


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On 06/27/2015 at 11:01am - misc - by anonynous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML


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On 03/23/2015 at 7:19pm - misc - by jumanji (man) -

Today, my idiot son tried to get a veteran's discount at American Eagle because he's "a fifth prestige" on Call of Duty. FML


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On 08/09/2014 at 9:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my new deodorant caused an allergic reaction, covering my armpits in a painful rash. I've had to awkwardly waddle around all day with my arms splayed outwards to get any relief. One customer at work sarcastically mentioned that it's nice that they're hiring penguins these days. FML


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On 10/06/2013 at 1:40pm - health - by _/ | \_ (woman) - Singapore

Today, I discovered the "may have a laxative effect" warning on my sugar-free jelly beans should actually read "don't fart after consuming". FML


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On 03/14/2013 at 2:21am - health - by Kimberpoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" FML


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On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, at work, my friend dared me to answer the next call on my phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was my boss. FML


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On 05/26/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by girly girly - United States (Texas)

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML


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On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "the Fuckinator." FML


I agree, your life sucks (37594) - you deserved it (5370)

On 02/22/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27712) - you deserved it (5116)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML


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On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML


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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML


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On 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm - kids - by diddlebuag - United States (Ohio)

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