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About giantsfan2010 : Hey what's up! I'm not good at talking about myself but let's see, I'm in college studying business management. I love cars and anything to do with cars, especially fixing them up or modifying them. I also love photography and going on random adventures around the city. I also love sports, mostly baseball and football. Giants World Series champions baby!! Message me if you would like, I'm a pretty friendly guy. And yes that Bmw in my profile pictures is mine haha. :D
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Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML
Today, my new deodorant caused an allergic reaction, covering my armpits in a painful rash. I've had to awkwardly waddle around all day with my arms splayed outwards to get any relief. One customer at work sarcastically mentioned that it's nice that they're hiring penguins these days. FML
Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML
Friday 17 April 2015