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ghostmachine

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 239
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About ghostmachine : Important things:
1. I have a very perfect and gorgeous girlfriend
2. I play paintball every other weekend
2a. I prefer Tippmann markers but have used inverts and ions as well
2b. I only play woodsball, never liked xball
3. I also speak French
4. Favorite band, depends on the day, but usually Ghost Machine
5. Go Wolfpack!
6. DFTBA

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