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ghostmachine

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 383
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ghostmachine : Important things:
1. I have a very perfect and gorgeous girlfriend
2. I play paintball every other weekend
2a. I prefer Tippmann markers but have used inverts and ions as well
2b. I only play woodsball, never liked xball
3. I also speak French
4. Favorite band, depends on the day, but usually Ghost Machine
5. Go Wolfpack!
6. DFTBA

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Visits<b>imagineit</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 10:52pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 2:03pm<b>XxOtakuDemonxX</b> - the 01/02/2014 at 12:03am<b>TallyFtw69</b> - the 12/28/2013 at 7:53am<b>OhMyOhMila</b> - the 12/28/2013 at 5:28am<b>Space_Teddy</b> - the 12/28/2013 at 4:38am<b>whiplash2289</b> - the 12/28/2013 at 4:07am<b>lexim1130</b> - the 12/10/2013 at 7:38pm<b>JoshArson</b> - the 12/06/2013 at 2:59pm<b>jtrizzle93</b> - the 12/04/2013 at 4:16pm<b>KaylaMarie00</b> - the 11/30/2013 at 3:12pm<b>abbbeyS</b> - the 11/25/2013 at 12:23pm<b>RockUntilYouDie</b> - the 11/20/2013 at 4:39pm<b>timotay</b> - the 09/13/2013 at 7:35pm<b>bambi1989</b> - the 06/07/2013 at 3:08am<b>CVTTRVN</b> - the 06/02/2013 at 2:16am<b>FemskyD</b> - the 05/17/2013 at 3:40pm<b>seth_254</b> - the 05/03/2013 at 4:25pm

Fucked!<b>imagineit</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 5:47am

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