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Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

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On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML

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On 01/21/2012 at 11:23pm - health - by Boo Boo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is so low. FML

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On 01/18/2012 at 2:41pm - misc - by FML - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet. She lashed out by throwing a can of SpaghettiOs at my head. FML

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On 08/10/2011 at 10:21pm - work - by Liz - United States

Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML

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On 07/14/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by failure (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML

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On 07/11/2011 at 3:09pm - money - by brokeaf - United States

Today, I decided to sing a sweet lullaby to my two year old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

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On 07/03/2011 at 1:36am - kids - by dee - United States

Today, while riding a roller coaster I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough it somehow managed to survive and fell down my shirt. It crawled around and bit me a few times before the ride ended. FML

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On 07/03/2011 at 1:25am - animals - by jreed509 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while riding a roller coaster I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough it somehow managed to survive and fell down my shirt. It crawled around and bit me a few times before the ride ended. FML

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On 07/03/2011 at 1:25am - animals - by jreed509 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

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On 06/30/2011 at 1:30pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML

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On 06/24/2011 at 2:47am - work - by gutav indogop - Switzerland (Aargau)



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