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  • Number of visits : 371
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ghostanimal : Just an average FML reader in college that loves reading FMLs.

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Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31049) - you deserved it (14732)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my psycho girlfriend tried to blackmail me into giving her money, threatening to show everyone the nude pictures I recently sent her. Except the pictures on her phone that she threatened me with weren't even of me. Nice to know I'm also being cheated on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54398) - you deserved it (4572)

On 09/14/2013 at 4:09pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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