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  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 December 1991 (22 years)
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Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11548) - you deserved it (39204)

On 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Henry - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42904) - you deserved it (4504)

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