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Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24483) - you deserved it (2074)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

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On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6105) - you deserved it (24650)

On 08/22/2011 at 2:04am - animals - by vishuzzbabe77 - United States

Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35047) - you deserved it (2014)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by xxxkkxxx - Hong Kong

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I was driving with my mother. The ride was 2 hours long. For the first hour, she talked about how uncomfortable sex is the first time. For the second, she talked about how I should take accordion lessons. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23117) - you deserved it (2172)

On 02/15/2011 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by bitchasaurusrex (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18325) - you deserved it (2268)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my Dad thought "Joseph" and "Francis" were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of my laptop and iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. FML

#14932841 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (12173) - you deserved it (16655)

On 02/11/2011 at 5:59am - misc - by Gem (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML

#14931117 (216)

I agree, your life sucks (37633) - you deserved it (4365)

On 02/11/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by mariet (woman) - United States

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Today, I toured an art museum. Our tour guide had an obvious lisp, so I tried my best not to laugh. When she asked me a question about a sculpture, I accidentally responded "Yeth ma'am". She ended the tour right there. FML

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On 02/09/2011 at 3:56pm - misc - by Sam (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

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On 02/09/2011 at 1:02pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)

Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write for my English class. It was a restraining order. FML

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On 02/09/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by PrestonW -

Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

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On 02/07/2011 at 10:47am - health - by Raprotcommander (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke my hip in January. They were all being used by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I asked a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues are more impeding than my broken hip. FML

#14873123 (277)

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On 02/06/2011 at 9:36pm - misc - by LimpMcgee (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

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On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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