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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 84
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About germanshepard : I play baseball soccer cross country I like meeting new people so if you want to talk I guess kik me at damianfulks.

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56179) - you deserved it (9019)

On 01/19/2014 at 10:59pm - intimacy - by Goodyear (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34921) - you deserved it (56855)

On 01/18/2014 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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On 01/06/2014 at 4:32pm - misc - by innocent - Australia

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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On 10/20/2013 at 3:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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