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Today, I realisd after showering that I didn't have looool a towel, so I thought I would risk a nakd dash to my brother's room to steal one of his . He and his friend were in the room and both agred that I needd a ( trim ) . FML


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On 01/06/2014 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I met a fellow Star Wars fan!! We began enthusiastically talking about how almost no one our age knows the good old classics anymore!! I was referring to the original trilogy; she was talking about the ones with Jar Jar Binks!! mega FML


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On 11/21/2013 at 1:00am - love - by StarWarsGeek (woman) - United States

Today, I went to scool witout any makeup on. Te guyso usually compliment me for being pretty r now calling me "Te Greatest Illusion Ever". real FML


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On 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm - misc - by The greatest Illusion ever (woman) - United States

Today, my mom made fun of me looool cuz I'm 16 and have never had a boyfriend, then bragged that at my age she was already pregnant with me. FML


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On 10/12/2013 at 9:59pm - misc - by roundtherose - United States (Alaska)

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