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german_boy97
  • Town/Country : Louisiana, USA
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43882) - you deserved it (17210)

On 01/06/2014 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I met a fellow Star Wars fan. We began enthusiastically talking about how almost no one our age knows the good old classics anymore. I was referring to the original trilogy; she was talking about the ones with Jar Jar Binks. FML

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On 11/21/2013 at 1:00am - love - by StarWarsGeek (woman) - United States

Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML

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On 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm - misc - by The greatest Illusion ever (woman) - United States

Today, my mom made fun of me because I'm 16 and have never had a boyfriend, then bragged that at my age she was already pregnant with me. FML

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On 10/12/2013 at 9:59pm - misc - by roundtherose - United States (Alaska)



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