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  • Town/Country : Vienna, Austria
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 May 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 102
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54776) - you deserved it (6340)

On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41410) - you deserved it (17440)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States



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