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georjayy
  • Town/Country : Harlingen, Texas
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 December 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 193
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About georjayy : Sup. I'm George i love penguins for some reason haha I'm pretty random, leave a message if you wanna chat.

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Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

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On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML

Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing hysterically. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML

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On 07/28/2013 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

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