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georjayy

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 December 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 556
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About georjayy : Sup. I'm George i love penguins for some reason haha I'm pretty random, leave a message if you wanna chat.

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Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

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On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML

Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML

#20808604
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64441) - you deserved it (9505)

On 07/28/2013 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

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239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34942) - you deserved it (16643)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)



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