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georgiahoney
  • Town/Country : LaGrange, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 April 1990 (21 years)
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Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML

#12922106 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (20897) - you deserved it (4935)

On 09/05/2010 at 8:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

#12837026 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (29166) - you deserved it (5491)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:48am - love - by maebyf - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend was talking with his friends about how long girls take to get ready (hair, make-up, etc.). I said, "I never spend a long time getting ready..." He then looked at me and said, "maybe you should." FML

#12803211 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (21664) - you deserved it (4964)

On 08/29/2010 at 10:14am - love - by ILoveFML - United States (New York)

Today, my husband has been out of town for a week. The only text I've got from him was, "I didn't take a poop today." FML

#12748634 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (20959) - you deserved it (2386)

On 08/26/2010 at 12:08am - love - by TextsAlot (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

#12724664 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (8270) - you deserved it (21083)

On 08/24/2010 at 6:36pm - love - by iammike (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML

#12694516 (208)

I agree, your life sucks (23432) - you deserved it (15393)

On 08/23/2010 at 1:05am - intimacy - by diesel444 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

#12617958 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (28380) - you deserved it (4606)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

#12161985 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (17391) - you deserved it (19822)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML

#11435482 (414)

I agree, your life sucks (49528) - you deserved it (9522)

On 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by WorstLifeEver - United States

Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML

#7475893 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (17138) - you deserved it (5067)

On 01/21/2010 at 3:20pm - health - by imalwaystired - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. And then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him. Giving me the evil eye. FML

#7467735 (116)

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On 01/21/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me for six months with my best friend of five years. After asking him what she had that I didn't, he responded with one word - "Boobies." FML

#7432728 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (26556) - you deserved it (2867)

On 01/19/2010 at 2:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to find my house TP'd. I also noticed our entire house was devoid of toilet paper. Someone had broken in just to steal our toilet paper and TP our own house with it. FML

#6382728 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (22527) - you deserved it (1811)

On 11/20/2009 at 6:50pm - misc - by WhyTheEff (man) - United States (California)

Today, as a customer was trying on some outfits, I randomly gazed over at her husband for his opinion. The response I got? Him licking his lips. Just then his wife looked up to see me gawking at him in shock. She yelled at me to "close my legs and stop checking out her man". FML

#6322485 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (18574) - you deserved it (2215)

On 11/16/2009 at 2:00am - work - by Yapanesedidwhat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML

#6321583 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (22271) - you deserved it (2463)

On 11/16/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Japan (Okinawa)