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About georgemac : I love my family but... BACON!
No seriously bacon is the most amazing thing. Especialy when it's not too burnt, but still slightly burnt.

Typing this is making me hungry.

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Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37891) - you deserved it (30249)

On 12/30/2013 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I received a call from a collection agency. Since I had no clue, I was ready to file a police report for stolen identity. I then called my mom only to find out she has been opening new credit cards with my information for 3 years and not paying them. My credit is ruined and I'm only 21. FML


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On 10/12/2009 at 7:32pm - money - by thafinest (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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