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georgeee97
  • Town/Country : Austin, Texas
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 August 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 189
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About georgeee97 : Hey my name is George I'm 16 years old. I play soccer and I do other outdoor activities like mountain biking, hiking, camping, and white water rafting!

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Today, for the tenth time, my teacher made a misbehaving student sit next to me as punishment. He begged for detention instead. FML

#20945365
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46258) - you deserved it (5077)

On 11/04/2013 at 5:01pm - misc - by WinkleBottom (man) - United States

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

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150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20572) - you deserved it (70171)

On 09/11/2013 at 9:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML

#20840692
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43364) - you deserved it (17492)

On 08/16/2013 at 6:21pm - money - by JacksWag4 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

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171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22109) - you deserved it (2535)

On 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm - kids - by Marjorie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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