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Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26507) - you deserved it (52959)

On 11/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Something I said? (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59504) - you deserved it (20995)

On 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm - intimacy - by needsnewshorts (man) - United States (California)



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