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genitalwartz69
  • Town/Country : Mission Viejo, US
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 August 1998 (14 years)
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Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

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On 09/22/2011 at 9:55am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

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On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, my dad confessed that the only reason I'm alive today is because he couldn't afford to pay for an abortion. He couldn't afford it because he'd splashed out on brand new furniture at IKEA shortly before discovering my mom was pregnant. FML

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On 08/01/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by Savannah - United States (Alaska)

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)



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