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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1876
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About gene818 : Lives in Beijing
Student of Harrow School
Beginner b-boy
Intermediate traceur (parkour athlete)
PC gamer

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gene818's favorite FMLs

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

#17145702
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34559) - you deserved it (7585)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

#17145151
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32768) - you deserved it (7271)

On 07/17/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by grenade (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML

#17136219
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28802) - you deserved it (3106)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:24pm - misc - by KatrinaKitten - United States (New York)

Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML

#17001302
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8498) - you deserved it (71911)

On 07/06/2011 at 2:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

#17000180
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38077) - you deserved it (12918)

On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

#16997621
391 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7323) - you deserved it (108331)

On 07/06/2011 at 5:17am - health - by Fmylife (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to visit my great grandma. I saw that her dog had this red fluid on his ear, so I asked my grandma about it. She said she put red finger nail-polish in his ear so she could tell the difference between 'all' of her dogs. She only has one dog. FML

#16967772
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28234) - you deserved it (2240)

On 07/04/2011 at 12:13am - animals - by emegemerald - United States

Today, while on student exchange in Germany, I was making myself a cup of coffee. When I rummaged around in the fridge, my room-mates asked me what I was looking for. I said I wanted to put "samen" in my coffee. They laughed. Ah yes, "sahne" means "cream". "Samen" means "sperm". FML

#16951443
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27980) - you deserved it (10784) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/02/2011 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Hum - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35071) - you deserved it (4845)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

#16933111
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41580) - you deserved it (4125)

On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)

Today, I sprained my knee while going down on one knee to propose to my girlfriend. She laughed as I rolled in pain. I still haven't gotten an answer. FML

#16858982
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39650) - you deserved it (4283)

On 06/26/2011 at 12:29am - love - by smoothmove - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML

#16852326
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30222) - you deserved it (3781)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, while walking home I was jumped by two guys, one of whom shouted, "You shouldn't have run your mouth off, Rick!" My name is John. Only after they repeatedly axe-kicked me in the chest did they realize their mistake. It now hurts to breathe. FML

#16838939
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39174) - you deserved it (2822)

On 06/24/2011 at 7:58pm - misc - by John - United States (California)

Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML

#16837110
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25883) - you deserved it (6515)

On 06/24/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML

#16830734
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25636) - you deserved it (11344)

On 06/24/2011 at 5:57am - health - by chaoticnh - Austria



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