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gene818
  • Town/Country : Hong Kong
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 August 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 597
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About gene818 : Lives in Beijing
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Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3985) - you deserved it (256)

On 02/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML

#18742973 (160)

I agree, your life sucks (9708) - you deserved it (2644)

On 01/08/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by VerbalDiarrhea (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

#18660623 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (7067) - you deserved it (1569)

On 12/31/2011 at 2:24am - animals - by YOURMOM - United States (California)

Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML

#18649632 (47)

I agree, your life sucks (6923) - you deserved it (705)

On 12/30/2011 at 12:38am - work - by Ashton Sprunger - United States

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

#18467751 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (12114) - you deserved it (1215)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

#18216431 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (8895) - you deserved it (2079)

On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML

#18208389 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (4285) - you deserved it (8508)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

#18191670 (185)

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On 11/08/2011 at 9:01am - kids - by possiblyoverweight (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I had botox injections to stop my face sweating so much. Now the sweat is almost gone, but my facial expression seems to be stuck on "baffled." FML

#18189475 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (3289) - you deserved it (9234)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

#18102402 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (9965) - you deserved it (3038)

On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States

Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, "This one is for your boyfriend." Perfect groin shot. FML

#18057000 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (17493) - you deserved it (2597)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:08pm - love - by Mrs. Terrified - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mom died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

#18041933 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (12729) - you deserved it (31642) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, I ate a bowl of my girlfriend's homemade chili. She went a little heavy on the spices, but I ate it anyway. An hour later, I can now say that if it burns going in, it will explode coming out your rear. FML

#18038631 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (18678) - you deserved it (2873)

On 10/21/2011 at 1:19pm - health - by DMStarsky - United States (Texas)

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

#17973930 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (8508) - you deserved it (980)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (28425) - you deserved it (6972)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada