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by Anonymous / 08/26/2011 at 9:11pm / United States / Love
by Taylor / 07/20/2011 at 12:37pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Harry / 07/20/2011 at 3:40am / United States / Kids
Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up, too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
by wolf boy / 07/09/2011 at 8:13pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML
by chickennbenchpress / 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
by fedemere / 05/28/2011 at 2:54am / United States (Florida) / Love
by btswc / 05/21/2011 at 3:18am / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy
Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML
by Anonymous / 05/08/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Charlie / 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 04/30/2011 at 4:51am / United Kingdom (London) / Love
Today, I got a call from a girl I was seeing. She said that she was falling for someone else, but she still liked me and couldn't decide what to do. Being the romantic (idiot) I am, I told her that she should do what would make her happiest, thinking that she would pick me. She didn't. FML
by HFCS / 04/18/2011 at 12:53am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/30/2011 at 12:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
by failureparent / 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm / United States (California) / Geek
- Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait… Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something… Today, I walked in the door and heard my husband calling me to the bedroom. I got a little excited,…