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by Oraashi / 06/26/2012 at 1:18pm / United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent) / Love
by a chick in California / 06/14/2012 at 4:10pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
by brooke / 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Redhead4life / 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 2:23am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by hudd357mag / 02/06/2012 at 12:35am / United States / Love
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2012 at 1:24am / United States (California) / Love
by jwshrieky / 01/05/2012 at 11:00am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by lifesucksbigtimefuys / 12/04/2011 at 3:36am / United Kingdom (Devon) / Love
Today, I realized that trying to fit in with my crush's social circle by acting like one of the lads was a waste of time. All he does is high-five me all the time and tell me every little detail of his latest one night stands. FML
by Anonymous / 10/27/2011 at 3:54pm / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Intimacy
by ikickgingers / 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm / United States / Work
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
by waj9876 / 09/08/2011 at 8:34pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
Today, while standing in line at the video store, I happen to notice a very hot young girl on the TV screen, and mentioned to my friend that I'd "hit that." I was immediately punched by the girl in front of me. Seems the hot girl on TV was her on a security monitor. FML
by helpless_soul / 08/29/2011 at 12:27am / United States / Intimacy
- Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, my phone provider informed me that I had 12 messages waiting for me on my voicemail. Happy…