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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 September 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 253
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About gdarf : Hey you. yah you whatcha doing. ... Good to know. I'm glad that you instead of doing something good are sitting here on a app talking about other people's misfortune. But worse of all you clicked on me. THERE IS SO MANY THINGS YOU COULD BE DOING. NOW CHANGE THE WORLD!!!!

So your going to keep reading this???
You are a failure of mankind. I hope that the you grow to be a better person but I doubt it will ever happen.


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