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About gczizza1997 : My name is Gianna and I am not your average person. Of course you have heard that probably from 40 or 50 other people, which would make me average; but I tend to feel I am not.

I love to play video games, anything from Second Sons Infamous, to the original halo is good for me. I'm quite good at shooter games, a lot of people tend to yell at me for being a "squeaker", (everyone just assumes I'm five) and get upset when I have a higher score than them.

I turned 18 this year and am going to graduate high school this June. I plan on becoming a hematology/oncology nurse, and hope to settle down with my long term boyfriend, Alex, and start a family one day.

That's my life, what's yours?

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Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27166) - you deserved it (2164)

On 10/26/2012 at 12:38am - kids - by familyofpsychos - United States (Nebraska)

Today, a cashier asked me if I would like to donate to breast cancer research. Since I have already made my donations this month, I politely declined. The cashier snorted and said, "Maybe you'll feel differently if someone you love got cancer." I'm a two-year survivor. FML


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On 10/24/2012 at 5:21am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, someone stole the massive pumpkin I've been painstakingly growing all year. What did they do with it? They put it in the middle of a busy intersection. FML


Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML


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On 09/27/2012 at 7:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. As I came back, I overheard my dad telling my mom that I'm so unpopular, the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin. FML


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On 09/27/2012 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by linn (woman) - United States

Today, as I left work for the parking lot, I noticed two full trashbags duct-taped to my car. They were marked as my property. According to the note left on my windshield, my ex-roommate thought he'd be kind enough to bring my things to me to save me the trip. FML

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML


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On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML


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On 12/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by queenlatifa101bebe (woman) - United States

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML


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On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up and see what all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked and strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are you still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years and have two children. FML


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On 08/31/2010 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by ashlee (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of six weeks. With my own mother who was supposedly dating "a real catch". Should I be happy that my parents love each other or pissed off that they're both whores? I can't decide. FML


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On 12/30/2009 at 12:03am - intimacy - by wheresthelove (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me because we are different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML


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On 12/16/2009 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML


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On 08/27/2009 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by LizP40 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML


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On 02/24/2009 at 2:31am - intimacy - by addictedtofml (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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