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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 March 1979 (36 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About gcm : I got Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew's entire discography autographed by Whitney Houston on my birthday.

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Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36113) - you deserved it (26072)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:54am - health - by shelby - United States

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71964) - you deserved it (9858)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55508) - you deserved it (27792)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)



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