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by Yoda / 07/08/2011 at 1:23am / United States (New York) / Geek
by Username / 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/04/2011 at 2:15am / Mozambique (Maputo) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm / United States / Intimacy
by Hanna / 04/03/2011 at 1:55pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Now Single / 04/03/2011 at 4:06am / Reserved / Intimacy
by JJMan217 / 04/03/2011 at 3:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by cantgetup / 04/03/2011 at 12:10am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by lovely321 / 04/02/2011 at 3:46pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Toothy / 04/02/2011 at 1:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
by WTF? / 04/01/2011 at 11:55am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
by Anonymous / 03/31/2011 at 5:53pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
- Today, I realized why my dad got mad when he found out that my girlfriend and I have sex. Turns out… Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles… Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria when one of my friends yelled out "Jake is uncircumcised!" as…