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by CaoiiBieber / 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm / Ireland / Health
Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML
by bigjohn106 / 07/17/2011 at 8:34am / United States (Maryland) / Love
by douglas / 07/17/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by it_IS_just_me / 07/17/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 1:38am / Canada / Love
by Username / 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm / United States / Health
by SCREWED / 07/15/2011 at 2:25am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by krissy8799 / 07/15/2011 at 12:53am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by flipnazn / 07/15/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Username / 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I couldn't shut a drawer in my kitchen, because an oven mitt was blocking it. An oven mitt filled with tin-foil wrapped electronics. My Mom believes Internet hackers can get into her digital camera and prepaid cell phone, and apparently tin-foil will prevent that. FML
by BelleCharmante / 07/14/2011 at 12:50am / United States (North Carolina) / Geek
by stephiew / 07/13/2011 at 11:15pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
by butimarealbear / 07/13/2011 at 9:11am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Lame / 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (New York) / Money
- Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We… Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room… Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy…