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by ohmaigawd / 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm / Argentina / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm / United States (Kansas) / Health
by Fattymuch / 09/14/2011 at 10:27am / India (Karnataka) / Health
Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML
by jumpedjogger / 09/14/2011 at 4:34am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by Penkkis / 09/13/2011 at 2:11am / Finland (Lapland) / Love
by GnarCarBar / 09/12/2011 at 7:03pm / United States / Animals
by I_dislike_Twilight / 09/08/2011 at 8:52am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML
by Stuck / 09/08/2011 at 6:00am / United States / Health
by jared77 / 08/02/2011 at 12:26pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, while waiting at the park for my friend, an intoxicated tramp came up to me and asked me out. After I politely declined, he snatched the phone from my hand, threw it on the ground, screamed that I was a "two-timing whore", and staggered away. FML
by Emma / 08/01/2011 at 5:29pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by OhDeary / 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by burn / 08/01/2011 at 4:05pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML
by notsurprised / 08/01/2011 at 8:55am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could have dented the chassis". FML
by username / 07/31/2011 at 6:19pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…